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FEB 09

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" If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it "

Stanley Garn








Cup Paper.

Authentic and market leading land valuations services from an unmatched expert is of paramount importance. When the parties to the realty transaction aim to reap utmost efficiencies and monetary appreciations from their deals, they must religiously follow the directions of a registered valuer.

how to find certified property valuation company in adelaide

Land, as we all reckon, is a dear resource to all of us, and it is such an element of our lives that we cannot do without. Similarly, there is an important and fragile element associated with the price of a plot of land that needs to be determined in utmost compliance with the market indicators.

Delivering a market value of a land and that too a fair one; can only be done by certified valuations expert. Such a person who has the necessary knowledge to not only gauge the value of the land at this time but also has the ability to seemingly project its future value appreciation in the present times.

As researchers from the Department of Industrial Design, Property Valuation Melbourne at Delft University of Technology point out :

“ Fluid food products are always consumed from a container: a package, a cup, a bowl, and so on. “

But how does the type of cup affect the drinkers’ experience ?

Experimental participants rated different types of cup ( plastic, ceramic etc etc ) for various attributes. Robust / Fragile, Strong / Weak , Cold / Warm etc etc

Their evaluations – which were carried out with the cups either full or empty, and with either a cold drink or hot drink – didn’t show up many significant preferences.

Except for the Cold / Warm evaluations.

“ Ratings on the cold-warm item increased when hot tea was consumed from some of the cups, probably related to the increase of the outside temperature of the cup. “

The paper is published in the April 2009 edition of the journal Food Quality and Preference.

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18 FEB 09 ( late edition )


The meaning(s) of uh

Only a small proportion of the academic work on pragmatics has been devoted to the study of ‘ interjections ‘.

But more light has recently been shone into this grey area by investigations at Saarland University, in Germany.

Specifically, at the English Linguistics Department – which has been investigating the meanings of :







( along with some other less savoury interjections )

The results of the study will be published in a forthcoming edition of the journal ‘ Pragmatics

But, in the meantime, you can read a short introduction here [ scroll to the bottom of the page ]

Enigmatically, despite their variability ( and perhaps even their unclassifiability ? ) the author notes that :

“ . . . the pragmatic functions of ever new interjections seem always to be clear to listeners in the concrete context. “

Comment : from reader Leo W.

' Hmmmmmm '


18 FEB 09



MissAtom 2009

If you’re female, between the ages of 18 to 35, and work in the ( former ) USSR nuclear industry, ( power generation, research, or WMDs * ) - then there’s still time to enter the official 2009 ‘ Miss Atom ‘ competition.

The first phase ( posting photos to the website ) ends on Feb 19th , then the competition enters the judging phase – and will culminate in the awards on March 5th.

First prize is a week’s tour of Cuba.

Full details ( roughly ) translated courtesy Babelfish, here.

( * note : This year the competition entry rules have been extended to include ladies who reside in the formerly non-existent weapons-research tax-haven cosed-communities such as Zheleznogorsk )

17 FEB 09


Thanks, but . . .

Over the last few decades, very few consumer behaviour patterns have escaped scrutiny. One particular trait causes retailers and marketing academics headaches – particularly at certain dates on the calendar.

Take tomorrow for example – there are likely to be signs of the syndrome known as :

Gift Resistance ‘.

Gift resistance comes under the broader umbrella of ‘ Anti- Consumption ‘ or even ‘ Anti-materialism ‘ which has roots which can be traced back more than 400 years.

The authors of a new paper

‘ Market-resistance and Valentine's Day events ‘

point out that :

“ . . . the context of Valentine's Day remains relatively under-explored in marketing journals. “

They highlight various marketing-detrimental behaviours with reference to Feb 14th :

“ In the case of gift-resistance, consumers are hesitant to participate in traditional gift exchanges, do not give at all, and/or
encourage others not to engage in gift exchange. “

As if that wasn’t bad enough for the manufacturers, retailers and marketers of Valentine’s gifts, the study also identified another trait :

Gift Misinterpretation Fear

which can often deter consumers in new(ish) relationships. Those who are concerned, understandably enough, about possible negative consequences of a misunderstood Valentine’s gift.


The results of the seven-year-long multi-method enquiry into the subject are published in the current edition of the Journal of Business Research. ( price for non-subscribers US $ 31.50 )

Or, you can read it here ( price US $ 00.00 )


13 FEB 09

Grazing itineraries

Ask any Omani goatherd where his/her goats are at any one time, and they’ll be able to tell you. But only down to a certain level of accuracy.

If you wanted to know exactly where a particular goat was at a given moment, you might have to resort to more scientific methods – say, GPS tracking devices.

Easy as this may sound ( given the sophistication of 2009 electronic tech ) , you would have to bear in mind that the terrain in Oman is, in many places, extremely rugged - take for example, the Hajar Mountains of northern Oman.

So which type of GPS device would be suitable in such an area ?

Thanks to the generosity of the German taxpayers, researchers from the University of Kassel, and theHome Valuations, in Gemany were able to set up an experiment to test three types of GPS receiver for suitability in a real-world goat tracking scenario across the Hajar Mountains.

Not an easy task - as the investigators point out :

“ The extremely rugged terrain features of our study area with its steep gorges and hidden pastures poses extreme challenges to the signal reception capability of any GPS receiver. “

And sadly, in repeated tests, not one of the devices worked well enough to serve as an accurate real-time 3-D goat tracker.

“ In the topographically disrupted study environment, recorded values of the position dilution of precision (PDOP) proved to be of little use as indicators of position quality as they were poorly related to the precision of latitude, longitude and altitude values obtained. “

The study is published in last month’s edition of the journal Computers and Electronics in Agriculture

12 FEB 09


Ldquoenjoyablerdquo in Tokyo

The 12 authors, from the University of Electro-Communications (UEC), Tokyo, Japan, presented their paper at the Society of Instrument and Control Engineers (SICE) Annual Conference, in Aug 2008.

As this abstract of their paper explains, they :

“ . . . created a new entertainment called ldquoAnts in the Pantsrdquo. “

It works like this :

“ The userpsilas hand is placed into a tactile display in the form of a glove that has a matrix of small motors with brushes inside it.

When the user places their gloved hand on the visual display, the user can feel a sensation as if ants are crawling up their arm. We have tested the system with more than 500 participants. "

The researchers were keen to find out if the userpsilas enjoyed the experience of faux-insect supra-dermal activity, and so a questionaire was employed to find out.

" In response to a questionnaire, about 75% of users responded that the experience was ldquoenjoyablerdquo and 54% that it was ldquorealisticrdquo . . .

We believe our ldquoAnts in the Pantsrdquo opened the door to a new type of ldquouncomfortable, creepy but enjoyablerdquo entertainment. “

For a more straightforward look at the idea, go here to read the full version of the paper, which is far more readily decipherable, and has pictures of the devices in action.

Really Magazine especially draws attention to the last paragraph :

“ The method of stimulus that use a rotating stimulator with a motor has the possibility of presenting variety of tactile sensation other than just insects, by changing the material of the stimulator. For example, the gooey sensation using silicon and a smooth sensation using cloth would be possible. If we choose the material for the particular purpose, we may be able to display sensation that has never been generated before and transmit them to any parts of the body. “

Watch this space.

10 FEB 09


Patent of the year

Wigs for ( but not necessarily limited to ) dogs & cats

see : World Intellectual Property Organisation (WIPO) patent number 2008/016624, granted around this time last year.

09 FEB 09

Graffiti . . . ( you decide )

You may love it, you may hate it, but how legal is it ? Suprisingly, perhaps, the answer is very far from clear . . .

A recent article in the Journal of Intellectual Property Law & Practice reviewed the legality - or otherwise - of graffiti.

The author highlights the fact that although applying an unauthorised graffito onto someone’s property can be illegal, the creators of the artwork are automatically protected ( at least in the US and the EU ) by strict copyright laws.

Attention is drawn to the perplexing case of English v. BFC&R East 11th Street LLC, 1997 WL 746444 (S.D.N.Y. march 3, 1997) (97 Civ. 7466)

Court action centering around two murals which had been created by a group of New York artists - on walls which didn’t belong to them.

And which determined that : “ ... the complete obstruction of an exterior mural by a new brick wall did not constitute destruction of the mural, if the mural itself remained intact but invisible. “    [source] *

To confuse things still further, see this video from Jamaican artists The Rickards Bros. whose artwork consists of removing a 2004 graffito by a famous artist ( Banksy ) in the form of a chunk of concrete wall – and then offering the video of the operation  for sale as an artwork in itself . . .

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* Also see : the Great Landslide Case ( Buncombe  v. Hyde )( Washoe, Nevada, 1871 )

Further reading :

two previous Really Magazine articles referencing graffiti :

exhibit A

exhibit B

06 FEB 09

Finding that adapter in Holland

“ An important role of informative advertising is to inform consumers of the simple fact that the shop that advertises sells a particular product.

This information may help consumers to save on their search activities: instead of wandering around, a consumer can simply visit the shop that has advertised, knowing that there he can find the commodity he is looking for.

The implications of this simple fact have not been studied before. “

This new marketing research paper - which will certainly be of interest to advertising agencies and retailers alike - has just been published in the journal Marketing Science.

It reveals that the right kind of advertising can considerably reduce the so-called ' search costs ' incurred by consumers ( the time a customer spends trying to find a product ).

This might be expressed by a mathematical equation of the form :

Or, in text form :

“ Since visiting an advertising firm comes with lower expected search costs than finding the product in a non-advertising firm, advertising firms have an advantage above non-advertising firms.”

You can read a full ( draft ) copy here :

05 FEB 09


SioW ShoW PoW

Imagine that you own a grocery store, and, like many other businesses, you’re in it for the money.

How can you gauge how much your customers might be willing to spend – short of actually going around and asking them ?

The answers might be provided by a new study from the Faculty of Business and Economics, at the Katholieke Universiteit Leuven, in Belgium.

The paper, published in the latest issue of the journal ‘ Service Research ‘ provides a new method of estimating ' Customer Wallet ' – without asking the customers.

The researchers break down the customers’ wallet into three parts :

The Size-of-Wallet ( SioW ) - meaning the total cash which the customer has available ( which, as the authors point out, is generally unknown ).

Then there’s the Share-of-Wallet ( ShoW ) - in other words how much cash the customer might spend in your store as opposed to others. This is also unknown.

Lastly there’s the Potential-of-Wallet ( PoW ) - which is the difference between the Size-of-Wallet and the actual business volume the customer does with the your company.

The problem was mathematically analysed by applying the Generalized Binomial Model (GBM) and interior-reflective Newton method, asymptotically chi-squared distributed, with one, two or nine degrees of freedom, to a real world example - customers at a Belgian bank.

Sadly though, even after several pages of highly complex binomials the authors still caution that :

“ We should emphasize that predicting the Customer Wallet is a difficult task, and that highly accurate predictions are not to be expected. “

That’s bearing in mind of course that, as Mittal and Kamakura (Journal of Marketing Research 38(2) 131-142 ) pointed out in 2001, consumers with different characteristics, and from different social classes, might have wildly different response patterns.

We should also perhaps remember that spending is likely to vary greatly according to the type and range of products on offer, and on the local competition, and the economic climate, on advertising budgets, inflation, interest rates, the time of the year, time of the month, the weather etc etc etc.



You can read the full paper here


Comment from reader Paul H.

' If it helps their research please let them know that my wallet is about 15cm x 9cm '

04 FEB 09



. . . ' is an international, peer-reviewed journal designed to provide an ongoing forum for academic researchers to exchange information, insights and knowledge based on both theoretical development and empirical research on leadership. '

And the August 2010 issue will be a special – focussing on the idea of ‘ Leadership as an Art ‘

The editors are currently encouraging the submission of academic papers on the subject ( deadline is 2nd March 2009 ).

Posing questions such as :

“ What might constitute the ‘aesthetics of leadership’, either from a theoretical or practical perspective ? “

and :

“ What are the implications for conducting research into leadership if it is seriously considered to be an art form ? ”

The editors are hoping – expecting even – to be surprised

“ . . . by submissions that take the idea of leadership as an art in directions that we had not imagined. “


Looking for insights, Really Magazine  engaged the services of a leading web search engine with the phrase :

" Leadership as an art form "

and was surprised - and taken in directions we had not imagined - by immediately finding this ( from Time Magazine, Jan, 1973 )

The artist in question ? Richard Nixon.

03 FEB 09

Envisioning the fruit bulb.

Over the centuries – if not millennia – philosophers have struggled with the classification of objects.

For instance, is ‘ a drum ‘ a container or a musical instrument ?

To complicate matters still further, there are other classes of entities which, by definition, fall outside the concept of objects : the so-called non-objects.

And researchers from the Department of Human Communication Sciences at Sheffield University in the UK have recently  discovered/created  no less than 84 of them.

The results have just been published in the latest issue of the journal Behavior Research Methods.

Amongst their discoveries/creations are such non-objects as :

a nut-helmet
a caterpillar-comb
a guitar-key
a violin-toothbrush
and a rhinoceros-whistle

To aid with visualization of their non-objects, the university is providing pictures of all 84. Sadly, for copyright reasons, we can’t reproduce the images here, but visualisations of the entire collection have been made available to interested parties for free download.

[ .zip file of .jpgs ( colour and B&W ) for PC and Mac ]

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And to round up the numbers, Really Magazine has discovered/created an 85th object, which we are making available copyright free for any useage.

the fruit-bulb

02 FEB 09





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That's 1 ' f ' and 2 ' s's

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